20 Thing I Did


When I was born, I opened my eyes
When I was almost one, I took my first step
When I was two, I used the potty
When I was three, I started pre-school
When I was 13, I had my first kiss
When I was still 13, I had my first alcoholic
When I was 15, I had my first hangover
When I was 16, I couldn't wait to be 17
When I was 17, I couldn't wait to be 18
When I was 18, I couldn't wait to be 21
When I was 21, I was happy to be legal
When I was still 21, everything I did that was illegal is now legal
When I was down, alcohol lifted me up
When I didn't need the alcohol, my books kept me sane
When I bought this jacket, I bought new pants
When I bought the left shoe, I bought a right shoe
When I was right, he was wrong
When my mom bought herself food, she always knew to buy 2
When I bought an iguana, I had to return the iguana
When I get the item in pink, I know to buy it for her in light blue